What My Dad Likes To Do

Father’s Day Gift 2012: A 4-year-old daughter’s descriptions of dear old Dad, as narrated to a teacher and recorded in Sharpie (for all time) on a little paper wheel decorated with dad motifs.

Hearts. Dads love em. Soccer balls too. And Dads are into wrenches, right?

This is my Dad. FALSE.
I say “chair.”
My wife says “penis.”

My dad likes to…
-use a screwdriver. FALSE
-play soccer with me. FALSE
(Though we do play with the soccer ball, usually, strictly speaking, it’s not soccer. It’s Dragon Chase to Dragon Egg Canyon. The ball is The Dragon Egg.)
-Play football (FALSE)
and golf (FALSE unless it’s mini golf)

 

He hugs me all the time! TRUE.

Best… Father’s… Day… gift… ever!

(wipes tear)